Hello, I found this joke is funny and I would like to share with you all. I read it in Chinese version, thus, I also translated it into English version. Enjoy!!!
出差
老总对秘书说：这几天我带你去北京走走，你准备下。
秘书打电话给老公：这几天我要和老总去北京开会，你自己照顾自己。
老公给情人带电话 ：我老婆这几天要去北京出差，我们也出来玩吧。
情人给辅导功课的小男孩打电话：这几天不用上课，我有事情。
小男孩给爷爷打电话：爷爷，这几天老师有事，不用上课，你陪我玩吧。
爷爷给秘书打电话：我这几天要陪孙子玩，不能去北京了。
秘书给老公打电话：这几天老总有急事, 我们不去北京开会了.
老公给情人打电话: 这几天不能出来玩, 我老婆不去北京了.
情人给辅导功课的小男孩电话: 这几天继续正常上课.
小男孩给爷爷电话: 爷爷,这几天还是要上课, 我不能陪你玩了.
爷爷给秘书电话: 这几天我还是带你去北京走走的, 你准备下.
Business Trip
CEO informs the secretary says: I'll take to you to Beijing for business trip for a few days, you do prepare for the trip.
Secretary calls her husband: I will go to Beijing with my boss for a few days for a meeting, you take care of yourself.
Husband calls to the lover by phone: My wife is going to Beijing on business for these few days, we can have fun together.
Lover calls to the counseling homework boy: No class for these few days, I have some personal business.
The little boy calls to Grandpa: Grandpa, my teacher has something to do on her own for these few days no class, you can play with me.
Grandpa calls to the Secretary: I cannot go to Beijing in these few days as I need to accompany my grandson.
Secretary calls to her husband: CEO is having an urgent matter in these few days, we will not go to Beijing for meeting.
Husband calls to Lover : We cannot come out to have fun for these few days, my wife is not going to Beijing.
Lover gives call to the counseling homework boy : The classes are resumed for these few days.
The little boy calls to Grandpa : Grandpa, my classes are resumed for these days, I cannot play with you.
Grandpa calls to Secretary : I'll take to you to Beijing for business trip for a few days, you do prepare for the trip.
(adapted from a-magazine vol.23)
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