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Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Friday, August 29, 2014

Humour Time! New Generation!!!

Hi hi! It has been a long time that I did not post for a joke. Since it is the Friday and we will be having a long weekend. Thus I would like to share a joke with you all here. Maybe some of you have read it before, but you may read it again to have a smile on your face! :p


Huhu
NEW GENERATION !!


Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in Singapore and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of a great relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Line, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband...... sell him on Ebay.




(Adapted from internet)

Monday, February 17, 2014

To Bright Up Your Day!!! ♡

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman...
he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries.
Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor,
ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.
At 9 PM he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, 
he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy mywife's being able to stay home all day
Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night"



This has been voted Women's Favorite Watsapp of the Year!

If you agree, send itto all your friends who would enjoy this!!!!! :D

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Humour Corner : Dumped or Deleted?!

Hi there! Just a note to make you smile! :P

I TRIED COMPUTER DATING. NOW I DON’T GET DUMPED. I GET DELETED.



Sunday, July 24, 2011

Talking about Horoscope?!

Hi there! It's been quite a while that I did not post for the jokes. So, here it comes and hope you will enjoy it!!! :)

Two men were admitted to hospital. Too weak to speak they slept for days. After two weeks, the first man gets the strength to point to himself and say “American”  His room-mate says “Canadian”  A week later the American summons the strength to speak again “Shawn” he says in a frail voice.  “Dave” his roommate squeaks. They both fall back into a deep sleep. A week later Shawn rouses himself enough to speak “Cancer” he says. Dave clears his throat and says “ Sagittarius!”

Monday, April 11, 2011

The Funny Video-clip – Dadada babies~~

I have watched a very funny video-clip on the YouTube lately. It is about the twin babies communicate in the words “dadada” only.  When I first watched this video-clip, I found it is very funny and I even showed it to my family and they all enjoying watching those 2 babies ‘talking’ and everyone was burst into laugh.
From the video-clip, 2 babies are “talking” to each other. One of the babies is only wearing a sock and the other baby is wearing a pair of socks in different colours. From their gestures, it seems that they are talking about the socks issue. I think it is very funny to see the babies communicating, especially they are only communicating with the word ‘dadada’ throughout their whole conversation. :D
I am wondering what is the actual matter that those babies are talking about. My interpretation of after watching the video-clip is that the baby who is wearing a pair of socks is  asking another baby that why is he only wearing a sock and where is the other sock, while baby answers as he does not need it and by wearing a sock is look “cool” and lifting his leg to show him. However, the baby with a pair of socks does not agree with him and thus shaking his hand. So they are then arguing or debating about the matter of wearing a sock is looking cool! Haha! So, this is my interpretation of the video clip.
Perhaps you could let me know your interpretation of the video clip of Dadada babies. You may click the here to watch this funny twin babies! I am looking forward for your interpretations! :P Enjoy watching!!! ^.^

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Humour Corner :D

Hello people! 1/4/2011 is reaching in less than 2 days. I would like to paste a humour message for you all to enjoy here.

Jake was dying and his wife Betty was by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Jake looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. “Betty darling he whispered.. “Hush my love, Betty silenced him. “ Rest and don’t talk” she said. He was insistent. “Betty, he said in his tired voice. “ I have something that I must confess”. There’s nothing to confess, everything is all right, go to sleep, said Betty.  “ No, no Betty, I …. I’ve slept with your sister, your best friend and even your mother! “ I know my sweet one” whispered Betty, that’s why I’ve poisoned you.”

Enjoy! ^.^

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Humour Corner :D

Hello there! It's been quite a long time that I did not post for the humour corner. So, I am posting a humour message now in order for you to have a SMILE ! :P Enjoy!!!

SITTING IN THE BACK OF A TAXI A NUN NOTICED THE CAB DRIVER STARING AT HER. SHE ASKED HIM WHY AND HE REPLIED THAT HE HAD A DESIRE TO KISS HER. THE NUN AGREED WITH A CONDITION THAT THE DRIVER IS STILL SINGLE AND A CATHOLIC. THEY KISSED PASSIONATELY. LATER ON THE DRIVER STARTED TO CRY CONFESSING THAT HE LIED. HE WAS MARRIED AND WAS A JEWISH. THE NUN SMILED AND REPLIED.....
"ITS OK. BY THE WAY I’M KEVIN AND I’M OFF TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY!”

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Humour Corner : Message to the Boss

It is towards the year end now, I bet most of the companies are conducting the performance appraisal now. I also had my performance appraisal in the year end in my old company. It was been conducting once a year. Well, during the performance appraisal time, all the staff are very hesitate on their boss would evaluate them.

I have read a jokes before as it is about the notes to the boss. I would like to share it with you.


Title : A Message to the Boss

Hi Boss,


People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes


People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes


People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted


That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work ;
I need a promotion.

Regards,
Your staff


So, I think the above are the heartfelt wishes of the staff! Haha! Do you agree?! :P

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Humour Corner :D

Title : GOLDEN RULE

The main Reason of men created the Golden Rule : Ladies first?!

They learn from experience........

http://mapleleaf-mapleleaf2010.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-to-post-comment-in-my-blog.html

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Humour Corner :D

Our family was dining out and we have been waiting for quite sometime for our meal. My 10 year-old son got impatient and said, "Mommy, why do they call them waiters (pointing at the waiters)? We are the waiters! "

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Humour Corner :D

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who would you let in first? The dog is of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Humour Corner :D

Hello, I found this joke is funny and I would like to share with you all. I read it in Chinese version, thus, I also translated it into English version. Enjoy!!!


出差

老总对秘书说:这几天我带你去北京走走,你准备下。

秘书打电话给老公:这几天我要和老总去北京开会,你自己照顾自己。

老公给情人带电话 :我老婆这几天要去北京出差,我们也出来玩吧。

情人给辅导功课的小男孩打电话:这几天不用上课,我有事情。

小男孩给爷爷打电话:爷爷,这几天老师有事,不用上课,你陪我玩吧。

爷爷给秘书打电话:我这几天要陪孙子玩,不能去北京了。

秘书给老公打电话:这几天老总有急事, 我们不去北京开会了.

老公给情人打电话: 这几天不能出来玩, 我老婆不去北京了.

情人给辅导功课的小男孩电话: 这几天继续正常上课.

小男孩给爷爷电话: 爷爷,这几天还是要上课, 我不能陪你玩了.

爷爷给秘书电话: 这几天我还是带你去北京走走的, 你准备下.



Business Trip

CEO informs the secretary says: I'll take to you to Beijing for business trip for a few days, you do prepare for the trip.

Secretary calls her husband: I will go to Beijing with my boss for a few days for a meeting, you take care of yourself.

Husband calls to the lover by phone: My wife is going to Beijing on business for these few days, we can have fun together.

Lover calls to the counseling homework boy: No class for these few days, I have some personal business.

The little boy calls to Grandpa: Grandpa, my teacher has something to do on her own for these few days no class, you can play with me.

Grandpa calls to the Secretary: I cannot go to Beijing in these few days as I need to accompany my grandson.

Secretary calls to her husband: CEO is having an urgent matter in these few days, we will not go to Beijing for meeting.

Husband calls to Lover : We cannot come out to have fun for these few days, my wife is not going to Beijing.

Lover gives call to the counseling homework boy : The classes are resumed for these few days.

The little boy calls to Grandpa : Grandpa, my classes are resumed for these days, I cannot play with you.

Grandpa calls to Secretary : I'll take to you to Beijing for business trip for a few days, you do prepare for the trip.


(adapted from a-magazine vol.23)

Friday, July 9, 2010

Humour Corner :D

Hello there! I am giving 'medicine' to you all again. Enjoy !!!


I accompanied my husband to a reunion of friends he hadn't seen in more than 40 years. As he stood at the entrance to our host house, my husband searched for a familiar face. Finally spotting one, he went over stuck out his hand and asked "Änd you are ...?" The woman glared at him, and said "Your first wife ... "

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Humour Corner :D

Do you know what is the best medicine when are you are feeling sick, miserable or sad? Is it antibiotics? Pain killers? Viagra? Ginseng or Bird's nest? Well, the best medicine is none of the above. The answer is LAUGHTER. Laugter is the best medicine as it is FREE!

Well, i'll put a joke here as to keep you happy and smile and laugh always!

Husband says to wife at the zoo .. "Look at the monkeys, they resemble your relatives."
Wife then answers "Thank you, thanxs indeed. They resemble my in-laws."